Inez is a woman who's originally from Cuba, but now lives in the United States and works for the Block family as their live-in housekeeper/cook. Inez is also said to be Massie's godmother.
Inez used to be really beautiful, but now looks grubby and old (with unpedicured size-eight feet). She's described as having light caramel-colored hair with black streaks, but in another book she was said to have long black hair. She's also said to have an extremely deep tan and light green eyes.
- In Revenge of the Wannabes, it's said that Inez makes virgin piña-coladas.